Let me tell you why, right here at the beginning of 2011, I have decided it’s time for me to provide you with marital advice, especially advice that you didn’t ask me to give you. It’s because on December 28th, 2010, I was married for 36 years: to the same man. (I make this disclosure, because back at the 25th mark, I was asked if the sum of my years of marriage were all to the same individual.)
Married 36 years means that I have been married over