Category: Happy Monday

A Little Valentine Story

Picture a second grade class, decades before now. There were rotary telephones with party lines (which meant that sometimes you had to wait your turn

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18 years

On this day, eighteen years ago, at this time, Silent Bob and I lay on a bed in a Grand Junction hotel room, our grief

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Swing Me Around

“Janet, stop jumping around and doing cartwheels in the house.” That was my dad, his temper often intensified by the hangovers and headaches that regularly

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The Scorpion Tale

At this time in 1978, just two years in advance of what will be the hottest summer on record, I was in the hospital, laboring

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Steam

My men were all out for the evening. I figured I could make them proud of me.  Amazon had delivered the replacement for the failed

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Arcturus

“What in the world are you doing?” Josh said, walking down the driveway. It was mostly dark, as dark as it can be on a

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Chlorine and AI

We have a pool.  Which is a very usual thing to have in Houston.  We’ve had that pool for almost 40 years and with the

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Welcome to Holland

Tanis the Redneck Mommy, this reminds me of you and your contribution to all of us about the beauty of ‘Holland’. You share with us

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October

October is the month that God is good to remind me that life doesn’t make sense without Him.  If you aren’t a believer, it’s okay

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So.. Sew!!!!!

Mother insisted I take Home Economics a thousand years ago. (For those of you who might be too young, that was the class in high

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Where did Happy Monday go?

“How come you aren’t writing your Happy Monday’s anymore?” Neil says. We were at the end of our phone conversation. The question came a little bit

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Spanish Needle

“I don’t understand what the bees forage off of down here.” Neil is walking through the pasture, I’m keeping up with him wondering if I

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24/7 Janet-Care

My Mother and I love each other despite the fact that as adult women we have lived together for over 40 years. Shared genetics does

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Eu-Social?

“That buzzing-noise means something. If there’s a buzzing noise, somebody’s making a buzzing-noise, and the only reason for making a buzzing-noise that I know of

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Golden Bee Beauty

I’ve wanted honey bees out at the farm for months. To have honey bees is…  sexy.  Sexy in that politically correct kind of way… as in

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Familia

The little girl’s tight, golden curls sprung from her head in all directions. They bounced when the 4 year old talked so they were in

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Who Are You?

“I want you to take this test.” My middle son handed me his laptop. “I’ve never taken a personality test, Johnathan.” “Just take it.” Ten minutes

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Bee Update

Remember the hive I got a year ago from my brother? Well, in a year, this girl has done her job. Did you find her?

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Life in the Woods

We’d piled into various cars. There were too many of us. We were headed to overpasses and intersections known for sheltering the homeless of northwest

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True That

The older I got the more times Dad  would find a moment when we’d be talking… no, he’d be taking.. and he’d say “God showed

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Aint No Haints Here

“Why don’t  you stop at Arbor Gate and see if they have  one?” Mother suggested. The winter sun was streaming in the truck windshield. I

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Giving

Let’s call her ‘M’. I know M because about 8 years ago and for every two weeks since, M has come to my house to

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Gene

I remember the first time I met Gene. It was a cold, wintery day at the farm. I had been researching the wooded area north

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Water Walking

How many of you can tell me why this photo is interesting? There are two little science lessons here. Very cool ones. Put your answers

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Bees at the Farm

On Monday,  Neil called and said he was on his way down from Fort Worth. When he pulled into the driveway in Houston, I knew

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The Sewer Saga Revisited

Remember this? Sometimes the things we try just don’t work. Despite all of the efforts, Mother’s sewer remained backed up. It only took about 36

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A Salad For You To Try

This is absolutely delicious. My brother taught me to make it. It’s his creation. You can use any greens. I used mostly arugula. 1 apple

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Not So Common After All

Paper: HOUSTON CHRONICLE Date: SUN 12/17/95 Section: TEXAS MAGAZINE Page: 3 Edition: 2 STAR Not so common after all By JANET L. SIEFERT This band

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The Year of the Phage

Phage, you might say. It’s an interesting story. Let me begin where I began. About ten years ago, I was trying to understand something called

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Bradley Cooper

I wasn’t a fan of Bradley Cooper in Hangover or Failure to Launch. I wasn’t particularly interested in seeing him in Silver Linings Playbook so

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Goodbye to All That

Not too long after my Jake went to Heaven, someone asked me if I had found out anything about him that surprised me. I said

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The Covers on My Bed

Sometimes you find just the right combination. Ever once in a while, completely independent of talent or conscious choice, something comes together perfectly. Like my

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Sons and God Children

Today, is  my youngest son’s birthday. Thirty one years ago, on a beautiful Sunday,( which is the best day to have a baby by the

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Where I Am Supposed To Be

I’ll admit it. Since childhood I have suffered from brain chemistry that can provoke slips into depression and anxiety.  It’s very clear that some of

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August at the Farm

We bought this farm in 2008. It hardly seems like six years ago. A lot has happened since then. I’ve seen droughts and I’ve seen

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Parsimony

I remember the first time I heard that word. Parsimony. It was about my second year of graduate school. It only took me two years

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Blankets or Covers

If you’ve never been to Iceland, you should go. I would not have thought it was as interesting as it is. Besides the fact that

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Farm Babies

The birds are going crazy at the farm. They are mating. They are incubating. Cycling from mating, egg laying, to fledging. And then they start

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Mother’s Day 2014

It seems to me there has been more buzz about Mother’s Day this year. (It’s possible that this is a personal observation based on my

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A Life Remembered

When I was four my sister died. Her little body, thin, her lungs structured with malformed sodium channels, she succumbed and went to heaven at

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Thank You

I heard from so many of you last week. So many of you prayed, told me your own thoughts, gave minutes of yourself to consider

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A Little Art

Do you know who Charlie Harper is? He drew this: And this one too.. And this one, which makes me think of spring. He was

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Tool Bath

A few weeks ago, me and thirty or so other women gathered to shower a young woman for her upcoming wedding. Being the fashionista that

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Brian

I’ve talked about Brian. Here, and here. For a little boy who I saw only a couple of times a month, he was never far

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Witches’ Broom

At a garden just north of Houston and south of the farm, a gardener collects trees. He tends them and watches to see which ones

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Bee Love

Oak Hill street contained seventeen cracker box houses with ample backyards and rock or asphalt drives. The road itself rose slightly from its intersection off

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The Price of Television

I am completely enamored with today’s technology. Smart phones and tablets and GPS and internet radio, along with bluetooth, DSL and cell phones that work

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Say Hello to Helen

At the new barn in a corner where we recycle is a web.   It’s a place that’s dry, a bit dusty and gets no direct

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Damn Fire Ants

I think the fire ants are the worst they have ever been. They ate my okra plants this year. THEY ATE MY OKRA PLANTS. I

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One, But Many

The line snaked around, back and forth across the sidewalk. It was pretty out, a clear blue sky with a temperate wind blowing, cooling things

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Let The Rocks Cry Out

I’m in Australia. It’s a group of us, all scientists, of different disciplines. (Some of us are biologists, some geologists, and some are either so

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Gifts

We were at the farm, piddling, the sun shining and as I walked into the barn I saw the  speakers. Black, heavy, cumbersome with huge,

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Walmart Wisdom

Sitting in the Walmart parking lot a little bit north of Houston, the blustery wind is buffeting the car. It’s going to be a hot

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Fruit of the earth

I fixin to read some wise, ancient literature and bow my head in thought afterward and with a little thank you for two things: sweet

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A Weekend

It’s been spring break for most people. Some went out of town. Some tried to go out of town. Some stayed in town. Us? Well,

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A Tomato Spring

We’ve been working in the garden at the farm. The ground is all tilled, we could use a bit more water in the form of

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Stuart

The conference list of speakers had been set months ago. I was to talk on the last day. Thirty or so friends and colleagues of

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Dinner at 6

The long dining table had three leaves. There were seventeen chairs place around it’s perimeter,  leaving room for elbows and scooting in and out. Silent

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Rustle With Me

Brenham is about thirty minutes from the farm. It’s the home of Blue Bell ice cream.  It’s also the place for the oldest synagogue in

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More Than Me

A big, thick walled, glass jar with a narrow neck was a constant commodity in Dad’s room during my formative years. I had to be

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A Last Day in Savannah

  If you’ve been reading here, you know that we stalked Paula Deen for Mother’s 80th birthday. While this particular event was the reason for

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5711

We’ve been raising prime Angus cattle at the farm. Poppy our big fat headed bull has done a good job of building up our herd.

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Eight Weeks to Eighty

  It was fall and Mother and I were sitting outside on the concrete picnic table. We have breakfast out there frequently. “Mother, you’ll be

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Tree’s

We sat around the table, the four of us. “Where should we eat?”  Saundra said. No one wanted to choose. It was already past 8pm

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Strawberry Cake

“Silent Bob, what kind of cake do you want for your birthday?” He thought for a minute. “It’s two weeks away, I’m going to have

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Dinner at Six

Much to the consternation of adult sons, my middle son and my youngest son have found themselves in residence at their childhood home. In other

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Three Dog Night

Monika and Jim had met us at the airport. I knew Monika to be a lover of dogs so I was surprised when she complained.

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Saturday in Patagonia

Today we got the lay of the land and an understanding of what the volcanic eruption did. On June 4th, Chile’s Puyehue volcano looked like

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Patagonia…

On June 4th, a volcano in Chile’s Puyehue-Cordon Caulle chain erupted. It had been dormant for 50 years. The eruption sent a towering cloud of

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To Build A Fire

Deep south Texas, having received no rain for the baking months of the summer of 2011, had finally gotten rain in late December. A late

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The Future in My Hand

Babies have been affecting me for some time now. But lately, it’s been a different affection. I increasingly marvel at them as small tiny miracles

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Music of the Spheres

SB and I held hands as we walked the paths of our friends’ home. Having experienced the European Christmas markets, these friends of ours had

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De Queen and 24 Windows

My search was unlikely to prove fruitful, 20 or so vintage windows, still intact, identical in build wasn’t likely. So I thought. Tempting fate, I

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Janet, the Boxer

The newspaper clipping, faded to the color of parchment and creased, had passed through my hands more than once. It showed my dad, clad only

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Crete

Josh and I had been planning the trip since before he came back from Iraq. Having never been to Greece, I was eager to see

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Simple Worship

In the darkened worship center, his parents pulled his chair to the handicapped section. A place designated for wheel chairs, it was half way through

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Tarzan meets Janet

There are two bodies of water on the farm. They were there when we bought the place and I am guessing that they have been

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Castration: Method # 2

There’s a big old water oak down by the east end of the lake. It’s massive with resurrection fern decorating almost every branch and for

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Lap Top Less

I am seriously going crazy. And I mad as hell at Dell… For two weeks, two weeks, my laptop has been broken! and I am

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Flat Janet

Somewhere inside my brain, whatever normally goes on, or has at least for almost 6 decades, isn’t. I noticed this happened a few months before

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Saggin’ Revisited.

I walked through Wal Mart and there it was again, staring me in the face, a young man’s butt cheeks barely visible beneath the thin

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L’chaim La Niña

I shuffled around the pine needles that filled up the farm yard. Everyone’s gone but me, they’ve gone north and south out of Hempstead and

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The Decorah Eagles

I was primed for baby birds with all the nests at the farm. There were Carolina wrens in the barn and barn swallows in their

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Moses and Mary

“I have an old lab. He’s 12. I just want you to make him comfortable. He has trouble making his back legs work. But mostly

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A Treatise on Crazy

I never watched ‘Two and a Half Me’; mostly because I never seem to get involved with 30 minute sitcoms. The few times I did

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Morocco

We’d been at Elfoud for three days. Base camp had been a lovely palace turned hotel just outside the city. Each morning we had piled

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Fossil Hunt

For reasons that have to do with a battle, my sister in law and her husband have been in town. They are Midwesterners, living outside

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My Heart is Grateful

So, if this is the season for giving and joy, my admission and confession is that I have come to suck at Christmas gift shopping

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A Tale of Two Trucks

I’m sentimental. I am wondering if there is a word that could indicate a lot more excess of emotion than that, because if there is,

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What To Do

I’ve been trying to write a happy Monday for three days. It’s not that I don’t have things in my heart to say. I do.

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Ghostie

Silent Bob came back from the back field. “#12 is acting funny. She’s in the middle field lying down. The other cows are back there

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Take Flight

It’s been the year of insects out at the farm. This summer the fields were filled with grasshoppers and crickets peeped out of whole under

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There’s the rub.

The old house on Oak Hill was drafty. It would have been more so if it hadn’t been spit and pasted together with layers of

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What a Wife Must Do

“Don’t just stand around. Figure out what needs to be done and do it.” Dad said. “Don’t wait for me to tell you,” he continued,

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Leslie and Life

We sat in Beijing, Leslie and I, about in the middle of the auditorium. It was hot and the day outside was typical for the

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In Praise of Jerga

Sometimes I see things I really want. Take for instance the utility sink that my amiga had in her Mexican home, when I was visiting

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My Day Job

I’m here in Mexico, Cuatro Ciénegas to be exact, one of my favorite places. A place I have spent some time looking at the mountains

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The Quilt Group

We used to quilt. Okay, maybe we never really quilted much, not as a group anyway. But given that no one seemed to come up

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Fish Kill

The lake was an eerie green week before last. All that cow poop, as those black Angus mommas stood in it 24/7 to try and

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Little Seeds

Near Troy, Missouri and the junction of state roads V and W and JJ, there are a series of low rolling mountain ridges. These ridges

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Who Silent Bob Is

Silent Bob, my beloved, is a very smart man. There isn’t a sport that you can talk about that he doesn’t know the stats, in

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Who I Am, Part 2

Maybe it’s because I drive so much, but lately, I’ve been thinking a lot about cars. The one I am currently driving has become something

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Who I Am

I have never been much into cars. This is clearly all on account of my Dad, no question about it. He thought one of the

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Memorial Day

It’s the last hours of Memorial Day 2010. All day I have chosen to remember… “It is foolish and wrong to mourn the men who

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Read Line Four

“I am going to have to renew my driver’s license. I want you to take me,” says my tiny, feisty, soon to be 78 year

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Mother’s Day Redux

“I think you need a brooder box for your birthday,” says brother Neil. I don’t want to raise anything else, I think to myself. “No”.

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Babies

“Babies amaze me.” I said to God the other day. “I gave you three of your own. Weren’t you amazed then?” He replied. “Yeah, I

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An Arabian Night

We sat there, Fariq and I, gazing out on the pyramids. “I don’ think an Egyptian made them.” He said. His eyes were like dark

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Magic Straws, Part One

You might recall that I have mentioned previously that cow farming is all about reproduction. It’s  a place where we acknowledge what is true and

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Bodhi

March 1, 2010 The young woman looked to be in her late teens. Very tall and lithe, she was beautiful. She was applying her makeup

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Be Quiet 2-15-10

I knew it was going to be a bad week, Harriet had left three messages for me to call her back. ‘Janet’, says Harriet, when

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Beauty

I have been having a strange desire the last few months. I want to create something. There was a time when it was babies that

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Romancing the stone

They had just laid down a fresh load of gravel outside Moss’ place.  Meant to cover the potholes and welcome the thirsty souls looking for

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Day 2

Everyone here in northern Mexico is bracing for an even colder weekend. Today clouds covered the mountains that surround this valley and we kept our

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Road Trip: Come with me

Day 2 Everyone here in northern Mexico is bracing for an even colder weekend. Today clouds covered the mountains that surround this valley and we

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Come to Mexico

I don’t know what you are doing this week. Maybe you are starting some new resolutions or maybe you are trying to get settled back

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Those in Heaven

Have you ever wondered about Heaven? I mean beyond whether there is one or not. (I have to assume you already made a decision one

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Crown me.

I think my Mother would have liked it if I had been a movie star. She wanted this, not because of any particular talent or

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Thinking about Christmas

“Mom, you can’t do what you did last year about the Christmas tree.” Johnathan says, somewhat exasperated that he has to go there with me.

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Peace Like a River

March 12, 2007 I am thinking about fishing. Maybe it’s because Dad took me fishing on my birthday for many years or maybe it’s because

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Moses and His Girl

Happy Monday and Howdy. I really missed sending you a good wish for the last week. But here we are back to it, the end

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Brick and Rock

I have a vague, dusty memory of my Dad and I as we rambled down a dirt road in his old Ford truck. I remember

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Man from U.N.C.L.E

Howdy!  (5th Happy Monday of 2007, rewritten Sept 21, 2019. When I was a young one of the shows I watched religiously was ‘The Man from

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3rd Happy Monday of 2007

Howdy! Happy Monday ya’ll!  Well…It’s only the third Happy Monday and it’s already turning out to be a bit more difficult than I imagined.  Its

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